If his 50th Birthday party is anything to go by, guests are surely going to be amazed, dazzled, speechless at Simon’s latest production – The Wedding.

Simon is set to marry girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy after a quick romance.  Simon has flown to see Mezhgan’s parents in the US to ask them to give their blessing to the pair’s impending marriage.  Of course they give their blessing; a guy with oodles of dollars, who treats his ladies as princesses. Who wouldn’t?

Some leaked details of the production wedding include:

Leona Lewis to sing.

Simon’s ex Sinitta said: “I want to be chief bridesmaid. I’m going to have to fight for it. (If we were Mez, we’d be telling her where to go)

Simon’s mother Julie wants to date set ASA.